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22 December 2008 @ 08:56 pm
[summary] Aiba Masaki in Oshareism 2008.12.21  
I cracked up watching this episode, so here's a detailed summary + caps of what's going on ^_^
You can download the entire episode @ [info]theseventheaven.




He just came back from Shanghai.
Ueda-san: Did you greet the fans in Chinese?
Aiba-chan: All the members did, but my Chinese was the only one that didn't get through! If I had talked in Japanese, they probably would have understood me better!

Information from various persons

From Sakurai-kun:
Sho-chan says that Aiba-chan is the one that gets the most fired up. Like, when he goes drinking, he'd say things like, "I'm so glad I'm in Arashi!"
Aiba-chan: When I'm drunk I start thanking everyone around me.
Sakurai-kun says, lately that's depressing!

So, an action that made Sho-chan laugh.
Aiba-chan once mistook the air conditioner's remote control for his cellphone and put it inside his bag.
Aiba-chan: That's because everything is on the table; the remote, cell, and keys!

He realized it when he was on location and needed to make a phone call. Like, What the hell is this!?




Ueda-san: How did you cover that up?
Aiba-chan: I didn't say anything. Sakurai didn't mention anything either! --> Sakurai!OUTING XD

Aiba-chan: But Sakurai is a careless person, too.
When they went to Australia, Aiba-chan and Sho-chan went out for a drink. When it was time to go back, they called a taxi but didn't know the hotel's name or where it was!


Their room key was a blank card-key, so for the moment they just told the driver, "Go, go!" Then they remembered there was a McD's next to the hotel, so the driver just went around all the McD's in Sydney!! After about 4 or 5 McD's, BINGO!!



From Nino: Thing that surprised him most
In Jr. days, Aiba-chan and Nino would often go back home together, since they lived in the same direction. One day Nino was the only one to get on the train, while Aiba-chan was saying, "baiba~i" from the platform. Nino thought it was a gag, but the moment the train door closed, Aiba-chan made a face that said, "Ah! I forgot to get on!!"

Other train incidents:
Once Aiba-chan got slapped by an ossan for putting down a bag of sweets. Nino just watched and laughed!


Once, Aiba-chan and an office lade (OL) were standing in front of a sleeping salary man. The lady dropped her handkerchief which ended up in the salary man's lap. He woke up for a second, thought it was his shirt so tucked it inside his pants and went back to sleep!!




Aiba-chan's and the lady's eyes meet, so he says, "Let's tell him." The lady answers, "I definitely don't need that!!"
But the real victim in this is the salary man; when he gets home and takes off his clothes, if the handkerchief falls in front of his wife, it's bad!!

At this point Aiba-chan got so excited he started sweating and asked for a towel!





From (Imai) Tsubasa-kun: The first memory
A direct hit by a foul ball to Aiba-chan's body.
Aiba-chan was looking down and eating sweets!! XD He was trying to open up the bag of sweets, that just wouldn't open, when the foul ball ended up landing on his shoulder.

Aiba-chan: If I hadn't been doing that, it would have fallen on my head... Oh, if I hadn't been doing that I would have noticed it!!

Tsubasa-kun didn't try catching the ball or warning Aiba-chan, he just sat there and laughed!

Ueda-san: It seems whenever you're in trouble the people with you just stand there and laugh!

From Bekki-: Words that made you laugh
Bekki-: When I asked him what sort of games he played when he was little, Aiba-san answered, 'oshikko, oshikko.' [T/N: oshikko = wee-wee XD] Everyone was like, 'Eh!?' but he kept shouting 'oshikko!' So I said, 'Isn't that, oshiaikko!?' He answered, 'THAT'S IT!'"

Ueda-san: What sort of kid was Aiba-chan?
He got into a lot of fights with his little brother. Then his brother would play tricks on him during their fights, like putting push-pins on the floor just outside the bathroom door. But Aiba-chan knew what his brother was thinking, so he was able to avoid them. But the moment he got to his room, he heard, "OUCH!" When he turned to see who it was, he saw his dad removing those pins from his foot ^_^;;





He had pretty strict parents. His grandparents lived nearby.
Ueda-san: What sort of things did they tell you?
Aiba-chan: Never become a guarantor.

Ueda-san: What's your type of girl?
Aiba-chan: The girl I like now?

Looked like he was going to announce who he was in love with at the moment ^_^;;

Aiba-chan: The girl I will like forever is Vivian Hsu. [T/N: Talento from Taiwan. Also, singer, song writer, and actress].


Ueda-san: What about personality-wise?
Aiba-chan: A girl that's level-headed.
[Confusing talk about who should pull who] Something that would look like I was being drawn, but in reality I'd be the one pulling.

Ueda-san: Where you ever rejected?
Aiba-chan: Sure.
Ueda-san: In what ways were you rejected?
Aiba-chan: By phone, out of the blue. It was around high school, but...




At this point Aiba-chan chooses to stop right there because, "It's too real."

Looking at his expression I felt he suddenly became sad. Like he was about to cry or something >< I'm glad they didn't insist on this story.

So he switches to another high school story. She went to one of his concerts, when he was still a Jr. After that, he could never get in touch with her again. Maybe she felt he was a reality that was too far from hers, watching Aiba-chan shining on stage like that.

Ueda-san: What!? Talk about you being rejected turned into talk about you being cool!

From Drunk Dragon: Something that shocked you
DD: Once he got mixed up between decolorant (dasshokuzai 脱色剤) and depilatory (datsumouzai 脱毛剤) and applied it on his eyebrows, so all his eyebrows disappeared!

That's when he wanted to match his eyebrow-color to his newly dyed hair color.



It seems he got away with it without anyone noticing. He just drew them everyday, though each day his eyebrows looked different from the previous one XD

More chit chat and pictures

He goes to meals sometimes with his TSD buddies.


His laundry basket. "It's echo. Piling up and washing everything all at once!"

 
His closet; outside and in!

Ueda-san: This is to make a girl feel like, if she's not around then you're totally helpless!

Talk about difficult times during his different shows. Some pictures from TSD







He brought a friend!... That started flapping around and scaring the hell out of everyone XD


Ueda-san tries to give it food, but he gets super scared!! XD

saigoni, Aiba-chan's egao:

 
 
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♥: Aiba Peace[info]sidewalk_rebel on December 22nd, 2008 10:08 pm (UTC)
thank you for this!
aiba looked like he was about to cry ;___________;

♥♥♥
suketeru[info]suketeru on December 22nd, 2008 10:15 pm (UTC)
Yeah he did >< It was so strange seeing him become so sullen all of a sudden (><)
kurarpikt[info]kurarpikt on December 22nd, 2008 11:03 pm (UTC)
THANKS thanks thanks !!!!!!!!
suketeru: chibi!Ryo[info]suketeru on December 22nd, 2008 11:05 pm (UTC)
You're very welcome ^__^
And LOL baby Jin XD
fumofu[info]wendy138 on December 22nd, 2008 11:54 pm (UTC)
Thank you for sharing this wonderful summary. I'm going to watch the show as soon as I download it! :)
suketeru[info]suketeru on December 22nd, 2008 11:56 pm (UTC)
You're welcome. Glad you enjoyed it ^__^
Sachia[info]sachi_me on December 23rd, 2008 12:01 am (UTC)
thnx so much~~ u made me really happy~~ the screencap n translation is pure luv~~
suketeru[info]suketeru on December 23rd, 2008 12:23 am (UTC)
I'm glad you enjoyed ^_^
Adriika[info]adriika on December 23rd, 2008 12:01 am (UTC)
thank you *.*
i've been so dying to know what they talked about...
aww... i want to hug fumi T__T
suketeru[info]suketeru on December 23rd, 2008 12:24 am (UTC)
*nod*nod*
matsujen: aiba[info]doramaholic on December 23rd, 2008 12:39 am (UTC)
aiba looks so adorable and that hairstyle really looks good on him. lucky vivian!!!
suketeru[info]suketeru on December 23rd, 2008 12:41 am (UTC)
I so totally forgot to flail over how good he looks XD
*empty line* - [info]doramaholic on December 23rd, 2008 01:05 am (UTC)
*empty line* - [info]suketeru on December 23rd, 2008 09:12 am (UTC)
Teruterubouzu - I wish for a sunny day: Aiba doggie[info]baranamtara on December 23rd, 2008 12:43 am (UTC)
God~~ Aiba-chan!!! ^o^
Thanks so much for that~~ ^o^
He's just greatest~~ *u*
(damn, his closet looks like mine... >_> Ah, I didn't say that... *whistles*)

- Karo~~
suketeru[info]suketeru on December 23rd, 2008 09:19 am (UTC)
LOL I try to keep my closet clean, though sometimes it's just too hard XD But it's never THAT messed up XD

Karo, as in Querbeet's Karo? *__* May I friend you? ^__^
h4hime[info]h4hime on December 23rd, 2008 01:17 am (UTC)
thank you very much, i love aiba! he's wicked.
suketeru[info]suketeru on December 23rd, 2008 09:20 am (UTC)
Too adorable ^__^
Chiara :)[info]chiaralovesnino on December 23rd, 2008 01:32 am (UTC)
OMFG. This is so funny~! I'm going to wait for the subbed version of this! Thaaaank you. :D
suketeru[info]suketeru on December 23rd, 2008 09:21 am (UTC)
I'm sure you'll be able to enjoy it better with subs ^__^ I heard yuckie-chan did Jun's and Sho-chan, so maybe she's doing Aiba-chan's?
your carefully coreographed charm.: aiba damn smexy[info]maiisaki on December 23rd, 2008 01:41 am (UTC)
Thank you so much, he was so energetic in this episode :)
And somehow I envy Vivian xD
suketeru[info]suketeru on December 23rd, 2008 09:22 am (UTC)
He was such a blabber mouth XD
I don't like Vivian much ^_^;; In some pictures she seems really cute, but in others, there's something that bugs me XD
*empty line* - [info]maiisaki on December 23rd, 2008 12:10 pm (UTC)
*empty line* - [info]suketeru on December 23rd, 2008 03:15 pm (UTC)
*empty line* - [info]maiisaki on December 23rd, 2008 03:22 pm (UTC)
2dong2woon[info]2dong2woon on December 23rd, 2008 02:05 am (UTC)
Thank you so much for the summary! I understood only 40-50% of the whole thing thanks to my limited japanese and Aiba's very effective body language xD

I lovelovelove that ridiculously proud face he made when telling of his eyebrow-less adventure XDDD. Masaki whaatttt lol.

Thanks again :D
suketeru[info]suketeru on December 23rd, 2008 09:23 am (UTC)
LOL he does have a super expressive face, doesn't he ^__^
dirtypopgurl: arashi colors[info]dirtypopgurl on December 23rd, 2008 02:15 am (UTC)
teru-chan! awwwww..thanks so much for this! you did the translation right?! you should do a hardsubbed ver! me wants! hahaha!

i remember vivian hsu, aiba-chan and her were hosts during junior days, i forgot the show...it was sort of a skit and they did the introductions. i remember aiba-chan in a prince costume. aiba-chan fell in love at first sight? lucky gal!
Machan: Fumi[info]marszz on December 23rd, 2008 02:53 am (UTC)
I think that was Worst Dates?

suketeru-chan, thanks for the summary with caps. I haven't downloaded this. crappy internet connection. *cries*
*empty line* - [info]suketeru on December 23rd, 2008 09:27 am (UTC)
*empty line* - [info]marszz on December 23rd, 2008 06:14 pm (UTC)
*empty line* - [info]suketeru on December 23rd, 2008 06:17 pm (UTC)
*empty line* - [info]suketeru on December 23rd, 2008 09:25 am (UTC)
a hair's breadth from genius: お前は俺のだから チューしょう。 おいで♥[info]orangerobots on December 23rd, 2008 02:53 am (UTC)
Thank you for the translation! Aiba is so cute it's kind of amazing. :D
suketeru[info]suketeru on December 23rd, 2008 09:28 am (UTC)
I love how you said that ^__^
And I love your icon *__* I can't believe I still haven't watched that episode (><)
Emma: shige~~ba..ka~~[info]okanedaisuki on December 23rd, 2008 03:19 am (UTC)
wah wah wah~~
i really like this!!
thank you~~~
that face.. it looked really sad.
i really want to watch this!!
going to download this kater^^
suketeru[info]suketeru on December 23rd, 2008 09:29 am (UTC)
Glad you enjoyed. Sure that you will enjoy it 100 times more by watching it ^_^
A L E X I E L A[info]alexiela on December 23rd, 2008 03:27 am (UTC)
I want to give him a nice big hug...thanks for the translation!
Shirahime[info]heartilly26 on December 23rd, 2008 04:13 am (UTC)
haha that was hillarious thanks for sharing the summary and caps ^^ aiba chan is just sooooo fluffy in this ^^
vickiiiee[info]x_vickiiiie on December 23rd, 2008 04:34 am (UTC)
aww.thank you :)
crap, aiba's sad face makes me wanna tear up :(
LOL, isn't he dating mizukawa asami anyways?
suketeru[info]suketeru on December 23rd, 2008 09:30 am (UTC)
What? Asami? This is the first I hear of this!! I totally can't picture them together ^_^;; But she looks like she has a very lively character. Maybe they do fit together after all ^__^
*empty line* - [info]x_vickiiiie on December 23rd, 2008 10:47 am (UTC)
*empty line* - [info]suketeru on December 23rd, 2008 10:55 am (UTC)
*empty line* - [info]x_vickiiiie on December 23rd, 2008 02:41 pm (UTC)
Silvia: Aiba Yabai[info]silgari on December 23rd, 2008 04:49 am (UTC)
OMG! Thank you so much for the summary! I watched yesterday and got somethings but others I was so lost!

Thanks for sharing Aiba rabu rabu!
Nicole: aibachan[info]twistedhalo04 on December 23rd, 2008 05:27 am (UTC)
I cannot wait to watch this subbed!

Thanks for sharing the summary :)
Renoa Heartilly[info]renoa_heartilly on December 23rd, 2008 06:38 am (UTC)
and here i thought you were going to talk about the Oshareism episode with Ponyo girl XDDDDD

waaa it looks like a fun conversation *_* i might download it if i can find a torrent of it ._. (crappy net connection as we speak, the download rate is 500 byte @_@ )
waaa sad aiba T___T!
is that tiger groping him? XDDDDDDDDDDDD
suketeru[info]suketeru on December 23rd, 2008 09:32 am (UTC)
LOL
hmm I haven't seen torrents of oshareism around >< It's a fun episode, would be a shame if you missed it.

There was an episode with Ponyo girl? You mean the tiny girl that sang Ponyo? *__*
*empty line* - [info]renoa_heartilly on December 23rd, 2008 11:14 am (UTC)
*empty line* - [info]suketeru on December 23rd, 2008 03:08 pm (UTC)
Evelyn: Aiba - Smile[info]x_evelyn_x on December 23rd, 2008 08:14 am (UTC)
thanks for the screencaps~ its really wonderful!
suketeru[info]suketeru on December 23rd, 2008 09:34 am (UTC)
Your icon totally matches my layout <3
happyhapee[info]happyhapee on December 23rd, 2008 09:14 am (UTC)
awww... aiba... i love aiba-kun. hahaha.. it's his bday tomorrow! yay!
suketeru[info]suketeru on December 23rd, 2008 09:34 am (UTC)
Yep ^_^ This is sort of a bday thing. I didn't plan anything, but I wanted to share Aiba stuff around XD And since I'm not good at graphics, I went to the next best thing I can do ^_^
boohaysaging[info]boohaysaging on December 23rd, 2008 11:16 am (UTC)
thank you :) i'll this right now :)
サンゾ です~[info]nike_y on December 23rd, 2008 11:32 am (UTC)
Thank you as usual ^_^
Per qualche motivo la storia delle sopracciglia mi ha fatto morir dal ridere XDDD
suketeru[info]suketeru on December 23rd, 2008 03:03 pm (UTC)
Solo quella? XD
Però, non mi aspettavo di trovarti in un post Arashiano ^__^ vabbè che Aiba nessuno lo può resistere <3
*empty line* - [info]nike_y on December 23rd, 2008 09:40 pm (UTC)
*empty line* - [info]suketeru on December 23rd, 2008 11:10 pm (UTC)
Minty[info]mintyxchan on December 23rd, 2008 04:33 pm (UTC)
Woops.
Really love this programme <3

Expected answer from aiba cham, vivan hsu.
she seems to be the ideal girl for the guys out there ~.~

Thanks so much for the translation!